Saturday, September 27, 2008

Janelle Monae IS COOL.

and so is her music video for Many Moons.

Love Dat Girl.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

The Dillon Speaks 9/23/08

The Dillon discusses life, leg hair, swag, Ciara, and Dilly Lovemoney makes a guest appearance.

So it's kind of hard to have a positive outlook on the day...

...when the first thing you do after stepping outside the front door is vomit in your own mouth.

Fruit Loops, milk, orange juice, toast, butter, Colgate, Listerine, and stomach acid.

All combined in my mouth at once. Running late so I couldn't go back inside to brush my teeth again, so I had to ride the train with that taste in my mouth for an hour.

It was a great experience, just thought I should share.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Future Goals and Plans

So I've been thinking a lot, well not a lot, just more than usual. Which essentially means I had a thought this week. And I need to set some goals for myself. Where do I want to be in my Life by the year 2018. I'll be 32, what kind of things do I want to accomplish, and in what time frame? I figure if I write them down somewhere it will force me to take some action on them because I will be accountable. Or, I could just erase this post and go heat up another hot pocket.


Kinda Seemed Like it needed Fireworks

Goal: Move to London

Time frame - TBA
Explanation: This has been something I've wanted to do for a while now, I figure everyone should live in another country for a while and since I never studied abroad and refuse to learn another language England seems like a good choice. So when do I plan to do this? Originally it wasn't going to be anytime soon, but a certain factor may be speeding up my departure from America.

John McCain and Sarah Palin. If these mofo's win the election, I will be out of here by 2010, I promise you. Just wait til I Get my money right.
Hopefully Obama will win and I can stick around until his second term is over in 2016.

Goal: Start My Own Production Company
Time Frame - 2010-2011
Explanation - I mean putting up little video skits on Youtube and facebook for the 8 people that watch them is all well and good. But at some point I need to step it up. So while half the money I save is going into my escape from the republicans fund the other half is going into everything I need to start my own Company. And if I just continue to make skits or comedy videos then so be, but dammit my videos about doodoo and nunchucks will look professional, Dammit.

Goal: Put a contact lens in my eye
Time Frame - Whenever
Explanation - Hey, don't judge me okay, so I can't put a contact lens in my eye. You act like you're all badass riding motorcycles and fighting bears. Get off my back man I'll do it when I'm ready.


Goal: Let's Go to Africa
Time Frame - 2013
Explanation: I need to fight a lion, the zoo won't let me bring boxing gloves into the cage with me so you know, Africa. And I gotta see the homeland. But the lions need to be put in their place first.

You ain't Bad.

Goal:Get Married & Have Kids
Time Frame - 2016
Explanation - I unnno, because I'm supposed to. Hopefully I love the woman, kids too I guess, but I will be forcing at least one of the kids to live out all my unfulfilled fantasies. It's my right as a parent. So if I don't fight the lion, someone will.

Exactly what me and my future family will look like.

Goal: Get Michael Jackson to stop touching boys and make another number 1 album
Time Frame - ?
Explanation - I like MJ, sheesh. I can hope right.



Time Frame - Now, please.
Explanation: I don't know exactly what, but I need her in my life.

More Goals later sleep now.

Just When I was starting to Get Depressed with life...

I see this...

I think everything will be alright.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Something Very Intelligent

So a friend of mine sent me this

I'm sorry you had to watch that. In order to make it up to you I will pass on a mixtape that my compadre Brandon helped put together by an Artist by the name of Rashid Amir and I likes. So check it out, my personal faves: In the Mood and Find A Way.

or I can bring you more nonsense. Your choice.

I'm back

Wow, I have been slacking, sorry.

Let's see what's happened since my last post:

- This chick got chosen to be a Vice Presidential Candidate

(Photo May Not Be Entirely Accurate)

- The MTV VMA's confirmed for me that I will never be watching MTV again.

- Football Season has begun again and so far Tom Brady has been injured and will be gone for the entire season,

(Yeah Buddy, talkin bout YOU.)
Donovan McNabb has returned to his awesome glory, and Eli Manning is still a sissy. GO FARVE WHOOOOOOO!!!

- I rented the movie "War" starring Jet Li, and Jason Statham(the poor man's Vin Diesel) and it is easily one of the worst movies ever. And not in the good way where a movie is hilarious when it's bad, no, it was horrible. If for some reason you run a concentration camp and would like to torture your prisoners please make them watch "War" i guarantee at least four suicides for every 6 captives you have.

- I visited St Johns, my Alma thingy, during a party to see how the old campus was and I will never do that again. Nothing brings absolute clarity to whether or not you belong in a location more than a Seventeen year old freshman asking you if you want to go back to her dorm room and listen to the Shwayze album.

(I don't know where these dudes came from, but they can go back)

- My apartment has couches. If this doesn't seem like a big deal to you, then you've never been to my apartment.

- My glasses got stolen at the basketball court. Who steals glasses?!

- Entourage is back and once again it makes me hate my life. And I have a good life. Stupid Vinny Chase.

- For some reason nature hates us and has been sending constant hurricanes to make sure we know it.

- and finally I am still in Love with Kerry Washington

(If you see her let her know)

Okay hopefully I won't miss this many days again and stay away from Kerry.