Sunday, August 10, 2008

U-S-A! U-S-A!


Besides soccer, the only sport I'm really paying attention to is Olympic Basketball. They beat China in their 1st game 101-70 and
Team USA is trying to gain back the respect of the basketball world for America after losing in the last Olympics. With a Roster containing Melo, JKid, Mighty Dwighty(made that up myself), CP3, DWade and other of the NBA's mega stars can they get the gold? Here's other things I will be paying attention to as the games go on

- American pride forcing me to root for both Kobe and Lebron, even though every fiber in my body despises them. go usa.
- Finally getting to hear the NBA on NBC Music
again. If you're a real fan you know exactly what music I mean.
- Seeing referees even worse than NBA refs, at least they're not fixing games though.
- Celebrity Sightings such as: President Bush! and Henry Kissinger! Wow, cool.
- Team USA's ridiculously mean intimidating anthem.
If they come out to this song as their entrance music, I think other teams will just leave out of fear. http://www.zshare.net/audio/151192656b784ab5/
- Tayshaun Prince having a chance to get close enough to assassinate Lebron James and assure future Pistons dominance.

As soon as he sleeps, the Prince will be there...
- Hopefully a return to 30 Point wins and endless dunking on international players hopefully sparking military conflicts.

- DWade coming back from about 3000 injuries to bust @$$ in China. I don't even think he should be doing half the things he's doing out there.


- Expecting at least one of the USA team referring to medals as "bling".




Keep up the good work guys maybe one day you can earn the right to kiss the shoes of these Legends.


And if y'all mess up again. Rasheed Wallace will eat you alive.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!!

Stephycat