This is A Poem I wrote

Dear President Barack the day is new and bright,
I just finished my taco, and there is no toilet in sight
you preach on hope and responsibility
mean while my insides are killing me
No one holds as much control over destiny as you do
DEAR GOD DO I HAVE TO TAKE A MONSTROUS DOO DOO!!!

I call it The President and The Poo.

I am an artist.

Apparently the one day I'm not at work

A plane crashes. Everyone survived so that's awesome. Here's a funny video.


Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.


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How bout some random Thoughts?

So since we're getting a Notorious biopic, how long until we get a movie based on the real greatest rapper alive Skee-lo. I say we call it, A Little Bit Taller. A Little Bit Taller Coming Summer '09 Starring Larenz Tate


Tom Cruise has an eye patch. I want an eye patch. And an Evil Goatee.


Do Not Watch this.


You watched it didn't you. I told you not to, that was pretty disgusting. You just don't listen.

This picture makes me happy

But not as happy as this


GO Eagles.

Sixwordstories.net

I am so addicted to this.

The New Most Hilarious thing this year

Okay we have a new winner. A flow chart.

You might want to save an enlarge it, and if you recognize what it is its worth it.










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Easily the Most hilarious thing I have seen All year.

I mean sure the year is only 2 days old, but still....

(and in unrelated news Evil Sandwhich is coming)